tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

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edwards-fullmetal-heart:

senseless113:

Where the heart is//FMA

Do you already know this…?

It´s just wonderful

This is so beautiful!

I’m just gonna leave this here. 

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pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

justlokilizeit:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

hiddleston-inthe-tardis:

thunderfuckingfrost:

R I G H T . I N . T H E . F E E L S.

this hurts. a lot.

WFKWDNANGEGWPOGWN ONONONO

Well… there go my feels.

*Singing* UNBREAK MY HEAAAAART!!!!

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When Your Husband is Friggin Perfect

So my Husband just went through the worst year of medical school, and at the beginning of medical school he promised himself that if he made it this far he would finally get something for himself, like his first smartphone. And now it’s my birthday and he’s all “let’s get you something” and I’m all ‘GOSH DARN IT WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING FOR YOU!” and he replied “yeah but we don’t have the money” 

And here’s me searching for extra jobs so I can get him something fancy and I just am like 

merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, bada**ness, and honor. And that is pretty darn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

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Let this be a sign, Let this road be mine

I absolutely love this. 

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Educating a Friend

  • Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
  • Guy Friend: What's his name?
  • Me: I don't know. Frank?
  • Guy Friend: No.
  • Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
  • Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
  • Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
  • Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
  • Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
  • Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
  • Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
  • Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
  • Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
  • Guy Friend: What five bucks?
  • Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
  • Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
  • Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really s****y and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
  • Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so f****d up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
  • Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
  • Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: ...
  • Guy Friend: oh
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Tags: friend zone

ice-wizard:

soullesshusk:

strangersatthemall:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOODNESS

Well, that was unexpected.

whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??

ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”

I was not f***ing let down at all.

What has this website done to me?

This is perfect. 

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lizmiller-lite:

weighthacksandtricks:

Or click HERE to get your free bottle as part of the summer deal!

IT WORKED FOR ME! AND IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN


…Wouldn’t you rather be healthy than skinny?

lizmiller-lite:

weighthacksandtricks:

Or click HERE to get your free bottle as part of the summer deal!

IT WORKED FOR ME! AND IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN

…Wouldn’t you rather be healthy than skinny?

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There is an explanation for this!
Passing through a doorway, whether we’re entering or exiting, creates something called an “event boundary” in our mind. That event boundary “separates episodes of activity and files them away.” It’s just one of the many tricks our brain uses to keep life organized. Our mind parses events out with “event boundaries” to help us sort through thoughts and memories.
Source: http://theweek.com/article/index/221765/why-does-entering-a-room-make-you-forget-things 

There is an explanation for this!

Passing through a doorway, whether we’re entering or exiting, creates something called an “event boundary” in our mind. That event boundary “separates episodes of activity and files them away.” It’s just one of the many tricks our brain uses to keep life organized. Our mind parses events out with “event boundaries” to help us sort through thoughts and memories.

Source: http://theweek.com/article/index/221765/why-does-entering-a-room-make-you-forget-things 

Reblogged from So Relatable